June 12th, 2005

This Week's "Duh!" Award

Congratulations to the Peninsula Traffic Congestion Relief Alliance, for Stating the Obvious in their announcement for this coming Tuesday afternoon's Romance on the Rails event:

"Some intrepid singles in the San Francisco Bay Area have even been known to take public transportation to out-of-their-way destinations, solely for the purposes of meeting someone special!"

Which part of "I live in ${COMMUNITY}, where there seems to be a profound shortage of ${SEXUAL_ORIENTATION} ${MODIFIER} ${APPROPRIATE_SEX} persons who are actually available" is the difficult concept here?

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    Midnight Train to Georgia (Gladys Knight and the Pips)